bobbyhorin:

*sees ur dick outline in ur jeans* free him 



catdad:

If at first you don’t succeed, redefine success.



nickelbackthatassup:

when I was six I threw a tantrum because I wanted a slushie from 711 and I remember my dad said “I will never buy you a slushie” AND LITERALLY RIGHT NOW HE CAME IN THE CAR WITH A SLUSHIE AND I WAS LIKE WHY DIDNT YOU GET ME ONE AND HE LOOKED ME DEAD IN THE EYE AND SAID “REMEMBER WHEN YOU WERE SIX”



escruciate:

i have the tendency to forget how to breathe when im close to beating my highscore



trillow:

this is the police. open up. tell me something about yourself, don’t be afraid



getoutoftherecat:

this is why you’re not allowed in the car.



notimefordirtytalk:

You know, if you watch the lion king closely, you can find a lot of simbalism.